you are EIGHTEEN YEARS OF AGE, although you have the mentality of a ten-year-old and the mindset of a bitter old woman. you have SEVERAL CONFLICTING PERSONALITIES, none of which you like very much, and all of which contribute to your status as a SHUT-IN and a SOCIAL DEADBEAT.
you have a plethora of INTERESTS - so many, in fact, that it's beginning to get a little out of hand. you enjoy ANIMU, VIDYA GAMES, NOSTALGIC MOVIES, CONFUSING WEBCOMICS and all things ADORABLE. your talents include DEVOURING THINGS AT 3 AM, SLEEPING FOR 16 HOURS STRAIGHT, and BEWILDERING PEOPLE WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE VOCABULARY.
your chumhandle is lachrymoseLexicon and you're always stoking some sick fires in lowercase like any self-respecting coolkid.